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Marry me!

For the kinky cat-person sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. A lot of ignoring each other at opposite ends of the bed is involved followed by unexpected cuddling (for warmth, damnit).

But lets’ get people (affection included) married! 

Marry me!

For the kinky cat-person sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. A lot of ignoring each other at opposite ends of the bed is involved followed by unexpected cuddling (for warmth, damnit).

But lets’ get people (affection included) married! 

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earwolf:

Another amazing animation from Sara!
sarapocock:

I present to you this animated loop of Tig Notaro pushing a stool.  Tig is a hilarious comedian who brings much joy to the world.  I love her work and you should, too.
I was reminded how much I love her last Thursday at a live screening of This American Life, during which she delivered her superlative Taylor Dayne monologue—this time with a twist ending!  Encore screenings are happening tonight, May 15th, and you should really go check it out.  Seriously.  It’s fantastic.

earwolf:

Another amazing animation from Sara!

sarapocock:

I present to you this animated loop of Tig Notaro pushing a stool.  Tig is a hilarious comedian who brings much joy to the world.  I love her work and you should, too.

I was reminded how much I love her last Thursday at a live screening of This American Life, during which she delivered her superlative Taylor Dayne monologue—this time with a twist ending!  Encore screenings are happening tonight, May 15th, and you should really go check it out.  Seriously.  It’s fantastic.

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Saving the greatest nation on Earth, one snack item at a time.  

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Greatest Opening Article Paragraph Ever.

You’re in an online game of Shootface Corpsefucker, and you’re just flat-out cleaning house. Some of the players aren’t that great, and every time you nail one of them, they let loose with a geyser of homophobic slurs that would make Perez Hilton denounce penis. As the game ends, you notice that the guy with the lowest kills is going off in the chat window. (The following has been translated into human.)


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Awwww, Kermie. I can’t count the reasons I love you. 

Awwww, Kermie. I can’t count the reasons I love you. 

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OH, HELLO!
Please bring these guys to #Sasquatch, too.
nickkroll:

Oooooh helllo. Me and john @mulaney enjoying a special NEW drink. #krollshow
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OH, HELLO!

Please bring these guys to #Sasquatch, too.

nickkroll:

Oooooh helllo. Me and john @mulaney enjoying a special NEW drink. #krollshow

View more Nick Kroll on WhoSay

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Hero. 

Hero. 

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HAPPY FUCKING VALEN-WINES DAY TO MYSELF!

HAPPY FUCKING VALEN-WINES DAY TO MYSELF!

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Strange Wilderness! This is happening. I am going.
So stoked for: Beck, Bon Iver, Childish Gambino (you know he’s stopping by the comedy tents too), Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah, Metric, Pretty Lights, Feist, fun., The Shins, Tenacious D, The Roots, Tune Yards, Dear Tick, Portlandia, Mulaney, Jeselnick, Holmes, Kroll, Kremer. Among all the others.  
And I am going to see them all. Yes!
LUCKY!

Strange Wilderness! This is happening. I am going.

So stoked for: Beck, Bon Iver, Childish Gambino (you know he’s stopping by the comedy tents too), Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah, Metric, Pretty Lights, Feist, fun., The Shins, Tenacious D, The Roots, Tune Yards, Dear Tick, Portlandia, Mulaney, Jeselnick, Holmes, Kroll, Kremer. Among all the others.  

And I am going to see them all. Yes!

LUCKY!