Thanks for this instant classic Buzzfeed. While it describes me it simultaneously and saddens me even more deeply which each glance thereafter. A real disgusting cyclical vortex, but I suppose it comes with the territory of a Dallas native, knowing I will be a mostly disapointed fan (Hey, at least we’re not the Browns or in Cleaveland! Double win).
A true piece of commentary, sport, and art.
Spot on, as always.